Hiroshi jumped in front of the camera in the best tuxedo
he could rent on such short notice. The owners of the coat
had been even so nice as to put little white mints in the pockets
 which tasted really strange. Coughing once Hiroshi took the
microphone and began to shout.
"HELLLLLO! And welcome to an exciting special episode
of MTCFF Ultra! I'm Hiroshi your host with...!!!"
Daisuke raised and eyebrow and said,"Daisuke."
"And boy do we have a show for you tonight, folks! We've got
two great fighters who will be going at it in the coolest grudge 
match ever! It's Ryu Hoshi vs. Demon Lord Zenki!" Hiroshi finished
by thrusting his microphone into the air which was met with much
fanfare.
"And the crowd goes wild," Daisuke said and looked up from their
table towards the area where the famous street fighter would walk down. A few seconds later footsteps could be heard and a man emerged from the
backstage into a blinding light centered on him.
"What the Hell?! This isn't the Akabekko!" He shouted as he walked
down towards the ring. The many fans with 'I Love Ryu' and 'Ryu Molested Me' posters were quite surprised with the man before them. He was dressed in a long white jacket without a shirt and similarly colored pants. His spiky hair rivaled Goku's and a red head band was tied tightly across his forehead.
"Who the Hell is that?!" Hiroshi yelled not comprehending what was going on.
"Sagara Sannosuke asshole! What is this place?"said that white garbed man as he walked towards the arena.
"How'd this happen? How'd this happen?" Hiroshi kept shouting as he ran around in circles.
"Yeah, how could you confuse a name like Sagara Sannosuke with Ryu Hoshi?" Daisuke asked as he stroked his chin. Hiroshi stopped running around which caught his attention.
"You arranged this fight, right?"
"Right."
"Tell me you asked for Ryu Hoshi."
Hiroshi scratched his head and laughed. "Well, Controversial Jack said that he could get me a street fighter who dresses in white, and always wears a red head band. Who else could it have been?"
"Sagara Sannosuke," Daisuke said.
Hiroshi lowered his head and said,"Right."
Daisuke sighed and talked into the microphone,"Our next contender is the Demon God himself, Zenki."
At the opposite entrance an eight year old kid rollerbladed into the stadium with several monsters and a girl tagging along behind him. The kid jumped into the arena and shouted,"I'm gonna win this fight and then we're gonna catch that phoenix!"
Hiroshi and Daisuke paled considerably and then looked at each other.
"Zenki's usually a kid, right?"
"But he doesn't look like that."
The kid looked at Sannosuke who was lazily climbing into the arena,"I'm Genki and we're gonna fight!"
Hiroshi and Daisuke facefaulted.
"At least that's easier to goof up than the last one,"Daisuke said from his place on the ground.
Sannosuke lifted and eyebrow at the child before him. He was dressed really strange with some bakwards hat and he seemed to have wheels attached to the bottom of his feet. Weird. "Okay, kid. Come at me."
Charging forward Genki shouted as he tried to kick Sannosuke in the stomach and winded up hitting the turnbuckle as the latter stepped out of the way. Genki began to bounce around the ring holding his foot crying out,"Owie! Owie!"
Sannosuke frowned and said,"You've got to be kidding me."
Hearing that Genki growled and attacked Sannosuke with a punch to the head and winded up missing again. A pattern was set. Genki tried to hit Sannosuke who in turn dodged. All in all it was a pretty embarrassing fight to watch.
"Doesn't this Genki kid fight monsters in his own world? How come he's doing such a crappy job here?" Hiroshi asked while watching Genki grab his head in agony.
"Well, look at it this way. How well is a normal eight-year old kid with no training in an actual martial art going to do in a real life fighting tournament?" Daisuke asked.
"This is real life?" Hiroshi returned to which Daisuke responded,"As far as I know."
In Genki's corner there was a mixture of fear-
"Mochee!"
-anger-
"Kill him!"
-and humiliation.
"I can't believe this," Hare said as he put his paw to his forehead. Holly looked over at the giant rabbit and said,"What are we going to do? Genki's going to lose."
Hare waved his finger at Holly and said,"Not necessarily my dear. When I come back Genki we'll be winner."
Holly and Golem both 'hmmed' as they saw Hare hop up to where Sannosuke was standing. Hare said,"Say, could I talk to you for a 
second?"
Dodging another punch Sannosuke said,"I'm pretty busy here, but go ahead."
"I was wondering if you'd throw the fight-" Hare got no further as Sannosuke was in his face with Genki biting on his hair.
"What did you say?" Sannosuke said in his most harsh tone which made Hare sweat like crazy.
Looking at the streetfighter Hare blurted out,"Ifyouthrowthefightewe'llbuyyoudinner!" and quickly put his paws in front of his face.
Sannosuke huffed and said,"You think I'd lose for a meal?" 
His stomach let out a huge growl and he said to Hare,"I'm really going to regret this."
Prying Genki from his Hair Sannosuke said to him,"Hey, kid. How about I let you get one good hit to my chin and see what happens."
"You're on you big bully!" Genki shouted as Sannosuke tossed him to the ground. Sannosuke crouch so that he was at eye level with the kid and waited for the 'knock out' punch. Pulling back his fist, Genki hit Sannosuke as hard as he could in the chin and promptly broke his hand.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiieeee!" Genki shouted and rolled over on the ground as Sannosuke blinked several times. An anonymous referee stepped forward and looked at Genki and nodded his head. 
"The winner is Ryu- Uh, I mean Sagara Sannosuke!" Hiroshi shouted as Genki was carted off by his friends. Sannosuke looked over at the rabbit and said,"I'm not getting a free meal, right?"
"Uh... No," Hare said.
"Damn."