Ultra Violence

There's a rubber duck in the Dome today
It's the same old duck as yesterday
There's a Pikachu caught in a high catwalk
An electric rat with a powerful **ZOT**

We have sat here before inside this UltraDome
We've been here so long we should just call it home
But we can't leave until we get our fix
Our weekly dose of Ultra Violence

There's a rubber duck in the Dome today
(That's Jack's yellow pal)
It's the same old duck as yesterday
(Cuz Jack ain't got a gal)
There's a Pikachu caught in a high catwalk
(Ash lost him to Team Rocket)
An electric rat with a powerful **ZOT**
(James has a charge in his pocket?)

We have sat here before inside this UltraDome
We've been here so long we should just call it home
But we can't leave until we get our fix
Our weekly dose of Ultra Violence

Ranma's resigned to be Akane's bride
(Oh that's right, he's a guy)
Daisuke's run off to try to hide
(We have to wonder why)
Nabs is withholding the paychecks
(Now that she runs the show)
The dressing rooms suggest a hint of sex 
(Not that you wanted to know)

We have sat here before inside this UltraDome
We've been here so long we should just call it home
But we can't leave until we get our fix
Our weekly dose of Ultra Violence

Washuu's in the lab laughing out loud
Hiroshi's on a sugar high working the crowd
Tarou's cranky about being called Pantyhose
Sana's announcing, we think she blows

Ultra Violence

Cloud's been made the Lord of Hell
(Won't give up on Aerith's love)
He's been working with the fruity Xell
(Someone give that freak a shove)
There's a rubber duck in the Dome today
It's the same old duck as yesterday

We have sat here before inside this UltraDome
We've been here so long we should just call it home
But we can't leave until we get our fix
Our weekly dose of Ultra Violence

*QQQQQQQQQQQ*

Inspired by Del, The Slave- creator of such parodies
as "Feel Like Makin' Duck", "Roller Coaster (of duck)",
"Mallard in a Bottle", and "Quack Me".

Apologies to the Police.  "King of Pain" just worked
too well here.