Les Taunterables
				A Really Silly MTCFF Ultra Omake
			   by Jesse "I don't have a nickname" Ellman
				  Ultra created by Twoflower


[Scene: An empty stage. TAUNTING GODHEAD LEGEND STONE COLD DAN HIBIKI walks out, a microphone 
in hand.]

TGLSC DAN HIBIKI: Many of you ask why I taunt so much, instead of actually, you know, hitting 
people and stuff. Well, as the sole master of Saikyo-ryu, I feel it is my duty to enlighten you. 
[looks offstage] Maestro, if you will?

[A slow marching song starts playing. The lights dim on the stage, leaving a spotlight focusing 
on Dan.]

DAN: Hopefully, this will answer all your questions. Enjoy!

[Dan lifts the microphone to his mouth and starts swaying to the music. After a few moments, he 
starts singing.] 

o/" Do you hear the people taunt? 
o/" Yelling the taunts of angry men.
o/" It is the taunting of my Saikyo
o/" Style which won't be matched again.
o/" When my shouts of "GADOKEN!"
o/" Make my foes all cower and flee
o/" I shall flex my mighty arm
o/" And yell "OYAJI!"

o/" Will you face the fists of Dan?
o/" Can you be MIGHTY just like me?
o/" I can defeat all the strongest foes
o/" If I use my Otoko Michi!

o/" And then when I win
o/" I will jump up and yell "YAHOOI"!

o/" Do you hear the people taunt?
o/" Yelling the taunts of angry men.
o/" It is the taunting of my Saikyo
o/" Style which won't be matched again.
o/" I yell "HISSOU BURAIKEN"
o/" And in their pants do my foes pee
o/" At them I thumb my nose
o/" And yell "OYAJI!"

o/" I will taunt all that I can
o/" Make my opponents want me dead
o/" Then I shall give them a picture
o/" And dodge them as they all turn red
o/" And then I'll say "OOSHA!"
o/" And give them a Boot to the Head!

o/" Do you hear the people taunt?
o/" Yelling the taunts of angry men.
o/" It is the taunting of my Saikyo
o/" Style which won't be matched again
o/" As my shouts of "KORYUKEN"
o/" Make you take me seriously
o/" I shall flex my mighty arm
o/" And yell "OYAJI!"

o/" I shall flex my mighty arm
o/" And yell "OYAJI!"

[The music lingers for a few moments, then slowly drifts off as the lights come back on.]

DAN: Hopefully you know have a better understanding of the true nature of Saikyo-Ryu. For no 
question can stand before the mighty answering power that is Taunting Godhead Legend Stone Cold 
Dan Hibiki! OYAJIIII!

-fin

Authors Notes: My dad was listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack last night, and I got "Do 
You Hear the People Sing?" stuck in my head. Then, today at work, as I was humming it and looking
at the IFF page, the line "Do you hear the people taunt?" popped into my head. I immediately knew
I HAD to write the song. A half-hour or so later, it was done. As always, comments/criticism 
would be greatly appreciated. Be sure to send plenty of feedback, or I may be forced to write out
my idea for "Taunt, Taunt Baby" by Pink Ice =P

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