Vengeance in Pink...Vengeance? A Dan Hibiki Grudge Match Omake for Magical Troubleshooting Crossover Fighting Federation . By Wandering Tso, The Luckless Monk ed979@hotmail.com He couldn't believe it, he had been defeated. Of course HE had been defeated hundreds of times, so much so that Guiness had already lost count of the staggering amount of his losses. Despite the opportunity to enter him as 'the worst martial artist with so many consecutive losses that even we lost count', they had discarded that entry because of surprisng moral integrity and the reputation of said 'martial artist'. In other words they pitied him. Of course this did not mean that the media wouldn't exploit him. He has been known worldwide as Pink Rage, Dan Dan The Muslce Man, and of course, 'The worlds worst martial artist since some miniscule ancient fighter called Joxer the Mighty.' Of course that title was a tad too long so, Dan the So Called Mighty was what was decided upon. Of course none of this ever registered with Dan's Ego, it being so high and mighty that it could ignore such trivalities as being a tabloid hit. It was surprisng that he finally realized that he had lost a fight. This unfamilar sensation enraged him so much, that the sickeningly pink aura he emaneated burned the ground he stood on. It also scared away some passing magical girls and a walking uber-cute marshmallow called Jigglypuff. But that's not important. Dan raged as he stormed down the angrily red painted walkway. So engrossed in his raging that he almost missed the one that caused him that humiliating defeat. Almost. "THERE YOU ARE!!" His opponent froze in his tracks and turned around slowley. A look of fear was etched on his face as he realized who had called him out. "S-Stone Cold Hibiki-san! Ah...How are you?" Dan shakes a manly arm as he rages on about martial artist honor and what not. "Silence fool, do you think that I would forget the shame you have brought upon my name?" His opponent sweatdrops. "Erhm? What shame?" He is surprised as Dan started rolling around on the ground threteningly. He rolled to the left and gave a victory sign as he stood in a femenine yet still manly stance. He rolled to the right and raised a manly fist as he got up his knee. He rolled back, then stood up with his knees slightly bent, as manly tears streaming down his face. He rolled again and ran over the curious Jigglypuff who was not manly at all, just annoying. He rolled again, faced his opponent, and screamed his mighty testosterone charged jungle call. "OOSHA!!" "AHH!!" His oppenent jumped back in shock as it was suddenly filled with the tanned wet face of Dan Hibiki. "What the hell was that?!!" Dan blinks. Then seeing his opponent still standing, jumps back in shock. "Amazing!! You have survived my ultimate attack, the Super Taunt!" "Er...The what?" Dan waves it off and shakes his muscled arm threteningly. "Dosn't matter! It looks like I'll have to use my wicked martial arts fists to get my revenge!" He gets into a familiar fighting stance usually seeen on the similarly styled Ken Masters, and he grins evilly. "Prepare to get wasted fiend!!" His oppoent runs away screaming something about insane fruity men that finally got the well deserved cool one-liner. Dan, seeing his opponent open, jumps in for the attack. *insert scenes of gratuitous violence* Dan dusts off his hands and grins triumphantly over his fallen opponent. "Ha Ha! Yes! I Dan Hibiki am once again victorious!!" He points a finger at his defeated adversary and taunts like he's never taunted before. His excessive use of his fingers and tear glands set a whole new world record for manly taunting and crying. However it was woefully inadequete compard to the current leaders, Soun Tendo and Genma Saotome. It worked though. Seeing his opponent was sufficiently pacified, he turned and left the deafeated roman candle firecracker where it lay. As his back was turned, The rocket's fuse was lighted and it launched itself at the distracted Hibiki. *Insert explosion sequence coming in from five different angles for that cool fireball and smoke effect.* ---------------------------------- A pair of hands dusts the worn red gauntlets, as the owner grins wickedly. "Ha ha! Jerk got his just deserts!" Suddenly a high squeaky, yet somewhat manly voice, interupts her wildly spinning thoughts about finally getting rid of a cetain so called man and cockroaches. "Sakura-san!!" Sakura Kasugano freezes and turns VERY SLOWLY. She jumps back in shock as the grotesquely enlarged watery eyed head of Dan Hibiki fills her vision. "Sakura! To think you would sink so low as to use my greatest adversary to deafeat me?!" Sakura sweatdrops and laughs nervously. "Oh?! Whatever are you talking about Hibiki-san?!" Hibiki cries into his manly fist and sobs. "Oh, such a shame." He looks up into sky and shakes his watred down, but still manly fists, to the heavens. "But such things don't matter, since I am one to easily forgive innocent mistakes!" He puts an arm around Sakura, and continues to rant. "Come! I must prepare you for--eheh?--oof!!" The last two exclamations were caused by Sakura's infamous Cherry Blossom Kick, which she followed up with the second most infamous martial arts technique ever created. "RUN AWAY!!" Dan recovers surprisngly quick and gives chase. "Sakura-chan!!" --------------------------fin------------- My first Improfic! Although it is more of an Omake improfic thingy, but that's only trivial! I have written a story and it is good! I think? Damn the fact I don't got a grammer checker. Anywayz,this is a first time realese, for only for improfic reader eyes only. I havn't even sent it to my usual pre-readers to proofread it! MWAHAHAHA! Hrrm, Cough, Hah.... [Gets into announcer mode most commonly seen in fics like these, despite the fact this is only an Omake.] Anyway, what will happen to our hapless heroins Sakura Kasugano and (hero?) Dan Hibiki, when they finally get the fights hey deserve so much? No, I am not a supporter of a Sakura and Dan Relationship! That's sick! Who was the jerk that thought of that?!