From: Jed Blue To: Subject: [Fwd: MTCFFU Omake: Team Rocket vs. Hammer and Anvil] Date: Monday, February 21, 2000 5:41 AM Jed Blue wrote: > This is an Omake I wrote, a grudge match between Team Rocket and some > newcomers. I wasn't sure if it was okay to add new characters in an > Omake, so I made sure to make it clear that this was a special one-time > thing granted by Jack, and that they were NOT part of the Ultra > Federation. Anyway, I hope you like it! > > Magical Troubleshooting Crossover Fighting Federation Ultra > Team Rocket vs. Hammer and Anvil > > The Ultradome trembled to the sounds of millions of screaming fans as > the most recent battered victim of Ranma's was taken from the ring. > "THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!" shrieked Hiroshi, causing the few members of the > audience not already deaf to fall twitching out of their seats. > "It was exactly the same as every other fight of Ranma's," drawled his > laconic partner. > "WORK WITH HIM, DAISUKE!" screamed the crowd, for the eleventh time that > night. > "Anyway, folks, it's time for our next match," shouted Hiroshi into the > mike. "A pair of newcomers have requested a special one-time Lambda > Division grudge match against everyone's favorite pair of pathetic > Pokemon pilferers, Team Rocket!" > "And even though it's completely against the rules, since they haven't > even been admitted into the Federation, Jack has decided to let them > fight anyway," filled in Daisuke, who abhorred alliteration ad nauseum. > "Right! So, in the blue corner... TEAM ROCKET!" > The lights, as usual, cut out. > "Prepare for trouble!" shouted the female half of the audience, as Jesse > appeared among the rafters in an explosion of red smoke. > "And make it double!" sneered James and the male half of the audience, > appearing next to her in a blue puff. > Females: "To protect the world from devestation!" > Males: "To unite all peoples within our nation!" > "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" > "To extend our reach to the stars above!" > "Jesse!" cried Jesse, soaring down to the ring on a zipcord. > "James!" shouted James, doing the same. > "Team Rocket blast off at the speed of--" > "STOP!" shouted a voice from the rafters, sounding a little bit like > Misty. The spotlight bobbed crazily, hunting through the rafters for > the source of the voice, while Jesse glared furiously. > "You DARE interrupt the Team Rocket motto? You'll PAY for this!" > Finally, the spotlight found the girl who'd interrupted, a short girl of > about twelve, with short dark hair and wearing a long white cape. > "Thieves who steal the trained creatures of others!" she shouted, posing > and pointing dramatically. "You are enemies of Justice, and for too > long your villainy has been tolerated in this holy God-run tournament! > Now I, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun, will smite you forever! Face... the > HAMMER--" She paused, obviously waiting for something. "Face... the > HAMMER..." She put her hands on her hips and turned to a figure in the > darkness beside her. "Zello-chan, come ON!" > Zelgadis sighed. "Why can't we just kill them and be done with it?" > "Because..." Amelia paused to pose dramatically, speed lines coursing by > behind her, "they are the enemies of Justice, and we must strike FEAR > into their hearts before we battle them! Now then... Face... the > HAMMER..." > Zelgadis sighed again, and the spotlight swung to cover him. "... and > anvil..." he said, deadpan. > (Down in the announcers' booth, Daisuke's chair went flying as he shot > to his feet. "It's HIM! Oh my Lina, it's really him, really > Z-z-z-z..." > "Zelgadis?" asked his partner, totally flabbergasted by his friend's > display of bona fide emotion. > Daisuke screamed in worshipful ecstasy and collapsed in a dead faint, > while Hiroshi sweatdropped.) > "...OF JUSTICE!" shouted Amelia, managing to out-do the entire UltraDome > audience in sheer volume, as she sprang for the floor below... > ...slamming face-first into the floor of the ring and knocking herself > out cold. > Zelgadis floated down next to her, and calmly tagged her out, then > turned to face his first opponent, Jesse. > LAMBDA GRUDGE MATCH, Team Rocket VS Amelia/Zelgadis! > Fight! > "Amazing, Zelgadis is going to have to face Team Rocket ALONE with > Amelia out of the picture! Can he do it?" > "OF COURSE HE CAN!" shrieked Daisuke, conscious once more. "Go, > Zelgadis-sama! Kick their butts!" > Hiroshi sweatdropped once more. > In the ring, Jesse yanked out a Pokemon. "Arbok, go!" she shouted, and > launched her snake at Zelgadis. > "Chaaaar-BOK!" it hissed, and bit the chimera while he just stood there, > calmly sipping tea. Arbok hissed in pain as it lost three teeth, and > slithered quickly from the ring. Zelgadis continued sipping, > obviously bored. > Jesse glared. "All right then... Lickitung, go!" > Lickitung wrapped its tongue tightly around Zelgadis, and started to > squeeze. > "Flare Arrow," he deadpanned, and sent a charred Lickitung flying across > the ring and into Jesse, knocking her into the ropes. > "YES! Zelgadis, you are THE MAN!" screamed Daisuke, having multiple > simultaneous anurisms. > "Um, yeah, and it looks like James is now entering the fight," said > Hiroshi, obviously uncomfortable with his new role as the straight man. > "Weezing, go!" shouted James, hurling his Pokemon-of-choice into the > fight. "Smog Attack, now!" > A cloud of black goo blew towards Zelgadis, who countered with a > muttered, "Vomerdale Wind." Weezing and the smoke cloud wound up > crashing down in the nosebleed section, where the small amount of oxygen > was very welcome. > James was now looking decidedly frightened. > "GO, ZEL!" screamed Daisuke. "He's only got Victreebel left!" > "Right," said Hiroshi, "and we *know* what it'll do when he lets it > out." > "Victreebel, go!" shouted James. > Victreebel emerged from the Pokeball, turned on James, and... > ...a very large and heavy bag fell from the rafters onto Zelgadis' head, > stunning him momentarily. > "Was that a sandbag?" asked Hiroshi, confused. > "No!" answered Meowth from under the announcers' table. "Plant food." > "Cheating SCUM!" screamed Daisuke, and leaped for Meowth. "I'll kill > you for messing with Zelgadis-sama!" > "And it looks like Victreebel has swallowed Zelgadis whole!" said > Hiroshi. "What a stunning act of total disregard for the rules!" > "Hiroshi!" shouted Daisuke. "Help me kill the smarmy bastard of a cat!" > > Hiroshi sweatdropped. "But the announcing..." > "WORK WITH HIM, HIROSHI!" screamed the audience, some of whom had been > waiting *months* to say that. > Meanwhile, in the ring, Zelgadis' hand was waving desperately from > Victreebel's mouth, the only part of him visible. James was dancing > with glee, when a voice brought him up short. > "Enemies of Justice!" cried Amelia, tagging Zelgadis out, "your > traitorous actions may have struck down one of the mighty Allies of > Justice, but the Hammer of Justice cannot fail! Now... you will face my > power! With Love and Justice I will triumph! Pacifist... CRUSH!" > James hurled through the roof of the stadium, as at the same moment an > irate Daisuke booted Meowth up with him. "Looks like Team Rocket's > blasting off again..." they said in unison, as they vanished from sight. > > "Rah Tilt!" said Zelgadis, and clambered out from within Extra Tasty > Crispy Victreebel, brushing off bits of plant food and digestive > juices.. > "Victory!" cried Amelia, giving a "V" sign to the cameras. Then she > turned "serious" again, and pointed menacingly, apparently not noticing > the little smiley face on her fingertip. "Orochi or Voiduck or whatever > you are... you're next!" > Zelgadis sighed. > > "That was an AMAZING match, wasn't it, Daisuke? Er... Daisuke?" > Hiroshi sweatdropped yet again, as he saw his partner clambering into > the ring. > "Z, z, Zelgadis-sama?" said Daisuke. "I think you're so cool, I want to > be JUST like you... can... can I have your autograph?" > He held forth a little notebook and a pen, and the entire UltraDome rang > with the sound of a million facefaults. > -- > --Froborr d'Wiggy, Master of Strange Magics, Lord of Calithuria and the > Isles of Vanda, Heir of the Spoonula of Wigg, and Maker of Odd Little > Noises Where Most People Would Swear > Froborr's Place of Stuffness: http://www.redrival.com/froborr/index.html > > Most recent update: Chronotrigger Thumbnail Theatre Eps 2 & 3 > Coming Soon: God alone knows. > > "Sore wa himitsu desu." > --Xellos, a GREAT many times in Slayers Next and once in Try > Translation: "That's a secret," with connotations of "and even if I > explained it, you still wouldn't get it." -- --Froborr d'Wiggy, Master of Strange Magics, Lord of Calithuria and the Isles of Vanda, Heir of the Spoonula of Wigg, and Maker of Odd Little Noises Where Most People Would Swear Froborr's Place of Stuffness: http://www.redrival.com/froborr/index.html Most recent update: Chronotrigger Thumbnail Theatre Eps 2 & 3 Coming Soon: God alone knows. "Sore wa himitsu desu." --Xellos, a GREAT many times in Slayers Next Translation: "That's a secret," with connotations of "and even if I explained it, you still wouldn't get it."